I once heard a story about a woman who loved the band Journey. In fact, she loved Journey so much, she went to a lad that did home tattoos and asked him to tattoo Journey down her leg in big black letters. He actually did the tattoo for her!
She was all excited to get the tattoo because she was going out on the raz this night. She couldn't wait to show off her new Journey tattoo. So, she goes out this evening, wearing a skirt, so she can show off her new tattoo. I bet it was a cold night too. I'm sure she suffered the cold just so she could wear a skirt and show everyone her tattoo, declaring her love and devotion to Journey.
I'm sure she thought she was the dog's bullocks with her new tattoo. That was, until someone points it out to her that Journey, is spelled JOURNEY, not JORNEY.
There are so many things wrong with this story on so many levels.... where does one start? 1. There has to be serious questions asked about anyone who loves Journey. 2. There are some serious issues going on if someone not only loves Journey, but loves them so much that they want to get their name tattooed in big black letters down their leg. Then, actually WANT other people to see it. 3. Make sure the person giving you a home tattoo knows how to spell!!! You can't go around for the rest of your life with a misspelled word in big black letters down your leg. How cool would you really look with JORNEY ( or JOURNEY, if the man actually knew how to spell) tattooed down your leg. Let alone, JO little arrow pointing down,U, RNEY.
Maybe he realised the error of her ways and just didn't want to refuse the money... Maybe he did it on purpose. Just to show her how much of an ass she was for not only loving Journey, but for wanting it tattooed in big black letters down her leg, with the intentions of showing it off to everyone she could. Maybe he had the last laugh there?
The moral of the story: Journey sucks!
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